Romance 101
Come my friends and you will learn:
everything, with nothing left unturned
in this seminar, all skills you seeked,
the art of romancing surely be reached
attained through our experienced hands
working with you, and surely you can
learn, and move on to master the skills
demonstrated, and guaranteed for real.
Learn practical skills like to sweet talk
with gentle phrasing, to whisper ought
sweet nothings during heated chances,
with credence found in such romances.
So learn to smile with pleasant delight,
with little winks if the occasion’s right,
and all duties expected of a gentleman:
like regular bouquet from flower stand,
with dozen roses for that little surprise,
gestured move at her unbelieving eyes.
And so much more offered in our class:
so be the romantic you’d desired at last,
register now, hurry before it is too late;
only limited seats available, as of today.
Give our seminar a try, totally risk free:
satisfaction, or money back guaranteed.