Resume for work
Unemployed I am, in search of work:
Seeking an entry level position now.
Eager to start, so tell me your perks,
Tell me the benefits given somehow,
Of starting this job, if you so desire…
My qualifications, listed here for you
To review: please look over and hire
Me; I’m qualified indeed, and through
And through, my resume unblemished.
Listing previous works, ah, I’ll admit:
Inexperienced my past, but don’t let it
Prove that I won’t learn, and that is if
You give me the chance, how grateful
I’ll be: working all twenty four seven,
Extra overtime, no added wage, hello!
Not tired, I work throughout day and
Night, what a machine I will become!
In fact, so certain you’ll be so pleased
That you will not need to hire anyone
Else – Nobody is qualified except me!
So when do I start, give me the papers:
Sign my heart, my soul on a line above
Right now! A contract signed, say the
Okay! To start this work as your love…